Hello Huashin,
This time I write email to you instead of the noisy bird who carry you around. It’s your dad here, yes the good looking and intelligent man who you last heard about 5 weeks ago. We gonna have lots of fun when you eventually come out to play. We go kick a big ball about, gonna hit a small ball with a variety of sticks and watch 11 men in red shirts run around kicking a big ball to each other. I’m gonna tell you stories of dragons (no not your ma) and witches (no H not your ma) and beautiful prinesses (yes H just like your ma). I am gonna feed you nice food (once your Ma’s stopped sticking her big boobs in your face) and eventually me and you going to go down a place called the pub and throw sharp objects at a board on the wall. Oh, we will have lots of fun.
Anyway got to go and make tea now so give my love to the big bird with big water melons.
Love you and see you soon.
Daddy xxxxxxx
你好花生，
这次我改成给你写信而不是给带着你到处乱跑的叽叽喳喳的鸟儿（指我）。我是爸爸，对，那个5周前你最后一次听到声音的好看的聪明的男人。当你最终可以出来玩儿的时候，我们将会很快乐。我们会踢大（足）球，用不同的棍子打小（板，网，高尔夫）球，还会看11个穿红色上衣的男人跑来跑去踢大（足）球给对方（曼联队）。我会给你讲龙的故事（不，不是你妈给你讲），还有巫婆的故事（不，花生，没说你妈）还有美丽的公主的故事（对，花生，和你妈一样漂亮的公主）。我会喂你好吃的（等你妈不再给你喂奶以后），长大了以后我和你会去一个叫做酒吧的地方咱俩往墙上的木板上扔一个尖的东西（玩飞镖）。对，我们会很开心。
好了，我该去做饭了，请把我的爱带给那个大肚子的大鸟（指我）。
爱你，希望很快见到你，
爸爸 （xxxx代表亲吻）
